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| “The deterioration of every government begins with the decay of the principles on which it was founded.” -- Montesquieu “There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.” -- Robert Heinlein Murphy’s Law Contributed by Ruth V., Tum Tum, WA • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. • If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. • The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. • When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. Have a clean chuckleberry you’d like to share? E-mail it to: ads@huckleberrypress.net |
| VAIT! Read da Sign! Contributed by Rene’ H., Colville, WA Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they were seen together pounding a sign into the ground that said: DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT’S TOO LATE! As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, “Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!” From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, Bridge Out?!” Breaking News!! To save the economy in 2010, the Obama government will start deporting all of the weird old people in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. I started crying when I thought of you... RUN, YOU OLD FART, RUN!!!!! CLICK HERE FOR MORE! Have a clean chuckleberry you’d like to share? E-mail it to: ads@huckleberrypress.net |