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CALL FOR BIDS. Stevens County Fire District #2 is accepting sealed bids for a
fire station addition located at the intersection of State Route 25 and Enterprise
Road. Bids should be indicated on the outside envelope, “Fire Station Addition.”
Specifications and a drawing may be obtained by writing to: Stevens County Fire
District #2, PO Box 86, Hunters, WA 99137 or calling the District Secretary at
(509) 722-5311. All bids must be received by 5:00 pm on May 13, 2008. Bids will
be opened at the regular board meeting, May 13, 2008 at 7:00 pm at the main
fire station (5030B Lemon Avenue) in Hunters, WA. The Board reserves the
right to accept or reject any or all bids. The project is dependent on final
approval and funding by United States Department of Agriculture / Rural
Development.

R’N D STUMP GRINDING AND HAULING SERVICE, reasonable prices, free
estimates, (509) 953-9909.

READY TO BUILD SHED KITS: 8x12 for only $750! - OR - Erected for $900!
Other sizes available! Call (509) 995-1624. Delivery Available!

1989 JD 450G DOZER SS#TO450GF746711, logging equipped, Arch 6-way
blade, new under carriage, other work $29,500. TD 9 runs good 9-1/2 foot
manual angle blade, rear hydraulics, 20-inch pads $5,250. (509) 447-5159 Cell
(509) 671-1290.

BG LAWN & GARDEN CARE from Loon Lake to Addy. (509) 258-6759 or (509)
935-9013 (A Wat Not Shop).

POLE BUILDINGS, DECKS, HOUSE Packages, everything you need to suit
your needs available at North Country Building Center, 310 E. King St.,
Chewelah (509) 935-8665.

PAINT 3 ROOMS FOR $375 including materials! We also paint
exterior/commercial. Free estimates. Terry Foster (509) 690-0920, WA Contr.
Lic. #QUALIPS950N3.

LOG CABINS - BUILT & Repaired - Chinking & Refinishing - Stains & Oil
Sealers - Remote site specialty - also framed cabins, pole barns, complete
drywall & painting - 29 years experience - Family Run - Brad & Nancy Firestone
(509) 684-8764 or 680-1188, Contr. Lic. FIRESD21OC1.

In Washington, Call: 1-877-272-6609 - In Idaho, Call: 1-208-255-5707

“HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE”
The family had finally
purchased their first
dishwasher. The father liked
to inspect every new thing
that came into the house, so
he stayed in the kitchen and
watched the display count
down all forty-four minutes of
the dishwashing cycle.
Suddenly he called out for his
wife, shouting, “It’s useless,
the dishwasher is useless!”
The wife was amazed that the
newest appliance could be
broken after only one use, but
he insisted that because they
had a water softener, the
dishwasher was useless.
She decided to look for
herself, and there it was, on
the inside door, next to the
detergent dispenser:
“USE LESS WITH SOFT
WATER.”

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Test Questions
Scott and Peter had applied for
jobs at a large company and
had to take an intelligence test.
They each found the test a
breeze, except that they
admitted to being momentarily
stumped by the final question:
“Name a 14 letter word for
someone in charge of a plant.”
“How did you answer that last
one?” asked Scott.
“I was a bit puzzled at first, but
then I thought of
Superintendent. “
“I think I got it right too,” said
Pete, “but I wrote down
Horticulturist. “

What a doctor would do
While making rounds, a doctor
points out an X-ray to a group of
medical students.
“As you can see,” she says,
“the patient limps because his
left fibula and tibia are radically
arched. Michael, what would
you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the student, “I
suppose I’d limp too.”