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| Seen on a sign at a local fireworks stand: “Buy them while it’s hot! May the 4th be with you.” The Four Stages Of Life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. Success: • At age 4 success is ... not piddling in your pants. • At age 12 success is ... having friends. • At age 17 success is ... having a driver’s license. • At age 35 success is ... having money. • At age 50 success is ... having money. • At age 70 success is ... having a drivers license. • At age 75 success is ... having friends. • At age 80 success is ... not piddling in your pants. Have a clean chuckleberry you’d like to share? E-mail it to: ads@huckleberrypress.net |
| Dad at the Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. He is 92. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, purple, blue and orange. My dad just kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’ Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did. Not batting an eye in his response he said, ‘Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.” CLICK HERE FOR MORE! Have a clean chuckleberry you’d like to share? E-mail it to: ads@huckleberrypress.net |
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