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Survival Puzzle
Contributed by Ruth V.,
Tum Tum, WA
You are riding on a beautiful white
horse.  On your right side is a drop
off.
On your left side are several
ostriches being chased by a lion.  In
front of you are four large gazelles
that won’t get out of your way and
you can’t seem to overtake them.  
Behind you is a stampede of
horses.  What must you do to get out
of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer:  Get your drunk butt off the
merry-go-round.

Fraternizing
My new girlfriend, Karen, got a job at
a local hardware store. “The owner
doesn’t want us hanging out with our
friends,” she said. “If you stop by, tell
them you’re my brother.”
On my first visit I walked to the
customer service desk and asked
the older woman there, “Is Karen
around?” When she looked at me
quizzically, I added, “I’m her brother.”
She smiled. “What a nice surprise. I’
m Karen’s mother.”
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