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Afraid of the Dark
     A little boy was afraid of
the dark.  One night his
mother told him to go out on
the back porch and bring
her the broom.
     The little boy turned to
his mother and said,
“Mama, I don’t want to go
out there.  It’s dark.”
     The mother smiled
reassuringly at her son.  
“You don’t have to be afraid
of the dark,” she explained.  
“Jesus is out there.  He’ll
look after you and protect
you.”
     The little boy looked at
his mother real hard and
asked, “Are you sure he’s
out there?”
     “Yes, I’m sure.  He is
everywhere, and he is
always ready to help you
when you need him,” she
said.
     The little boy thought
about that for a minute and
then went to the back door
and cracked it a little.  
Peering out into the
darkness, he called,
“Jesus? If you’re out there,
would you please hand me
the broom?”
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3RD ANNUAL 7 BAYS COMMUNITY Yard Sale - Multiple yard sales Saturday, July 5th, 8am
to 3pm, miscellaneous, some antiques, some men’s stuff, something for everyone.

YARD SALE: GIFFORD, SAT & SUN, July 5th & 6th, 9am to 3pm. Turn East at Ferry, Turn off
1st house on Martin Road. No early birds.

FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY SALE at Stained glass Creations, July 4-6.  All Avon products on
hand at 10% discount.  Open Fri 10-dark, Sat 10-5, Sun 12-5.  See you there, downtown
Hunters, Hwy 25 S. (509) 722-4302.

TIE DYE Ts $12.95 - $15.95.  A WAT NOT SHOP,  105 A W. Main, Chewelah, WA (509) 935-
0913

30% off all Merchandise  J&J Trading Co., 106 E. Main, Chewelah.  Building For Sale,
price Reduced.

CLAYTON PEE-WEE RODEO, August 3, 10am, Clayton Fairgrounds, Ages 3 to 15 yrs.
Events include Mutton Bustin’, Goats Tail Untying, Tail Tying, Barrels, Poles, Rough Stock,
Steer Daubin’. Located West on Wallbridge off Hwy 395. Entries close July 28. Royalty Try-
outs July 29, 6pm at the Fairgrounds. Entry forms and information call (509) 292-2685,
Sponsored by the Deer Park Fair Association.

USED COVERALLS, $13.00 + tax/pr. We launder comforters and sleeping bags.
Drycleaning. Drop-off Laundry Service. Colville Laundromat. 156 E. Dominion (509) 684-
2137.

GREENE LEMONS BAND. Spice up your summer with live music. Fun rock & country mix for
parties, weddings, etc. (509) 722-3904.

CONCRETE. Copenhaver Construction Inc. is now delivering concrete in Lincoln County
and surrounding areas. For questions or to schedule a delivery, call (509) 636-2121.

SCHOOL PARAEDUCATOR NEEDED.  Columbia School District No. 206 seeks applicants to
fill a paraeducator position beginning in the 2008-2009 school year.  Applicants must meet
highly qualified standards required by the No Child Left Behind (NCLB) Act.  Fingerprint
background check is required.  Contact Jill Clintworth, District Secretary, Columbia School
District, P.O. Box 7, Hunters, WA  99137, or call (509) 722-3311.  (Closes 7/11/08)

ROAD KNIGHTS CAR SHOW, Sat. July 19th, 2008, Davenport, WA, 10am-3pm, $20 Entry
Fee, Seven classes. Trophies and Dash Plaques.

NOW OPEN IN ELK, WA: ALL AROUND RENTALS!  We feature Bobcats with buckets and
augers, backhoes from little to large, excavators, 4’ walk-behind trenchers, farm tractors
with a variety of 3-pt. Implements, homeowner & contractor equipment, trailers, tow dollies,
U-Haul trucks and trailers, propane cyclners. Now selling Fishing & Hunting Licenses.
Locally owned & operated by a Veteran. 39505 N. Newport Hwy., Elk, WA (509) 292-RENT
(7368)

GARDEN WINDOW W/GREENHOUSE sill, nearly new, in excellent condition, 4’-0”x3’-0”,
bronze finish. Cost over $500 new, selling for $150 (509) 738-6487.

PILLOWTOP QUEEN MATTRESS & Box. New with warranty. $135.00 (509) 863-3295.

MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVE. Brand new. Neutral color. Oak frame. List $1495. SELL $495.
(509) 216-1817 Spokane.

TEMPUR-PEDIC STYLE QUEEN MATTRESS & Box. New with warranty. In plastic. $399.
(509) 863-3295.

NEW 7-PC. SOLID WOOD Queen Bedroom Set with new mattress & box. $799. (509) 216-
1817 Spokane.

HIGH END LEATHER SOFA & Love. $899. Still in factory box. Lifetime warranty. (509) 863-
3295.

DINING ROOM SOLID WOOD Double Pedestal 8-pc. set. NEW! List $3850. I will sell for
$899. (509) 216-1817.

NEW CRAFTMATIC STYLE Adjustable Bed with Tempur-pedic style memory foam
mattress.
Sacrifice!! $899. (509) 863-3295 Can Deliver.

MONEY AVAILABLE: Mortgages for first-time buyers, FHA Zero-Down programs, low-
interest refinancing (509) 299-7386.

SET OF BRAND NEW LUG style tractor tires with tubes, size 11.2 24 and 6.50 16. Will sell
for $490 or trade for smaller brush hog, chemical sprayer, 10-12 foot aluminum boat, call
we will talk. (509) 935-8537

6-HP EVINRUDE BOAT MOTOR, mid-80’s, with gas tank, $625.  2-HORSE TRAILER, 2 axle,
good tires, new floor, new paint, $850. (509) 722-6482 Gifford.

LOW PRESSURE BOILER, convert to burn wood, circulating pump, guages, radiators,
SELLING FOR SCRAP METAL PRICE. No Friday nite or Saturday calls. (208) 437-2158.

CLEARANCE SALE. 17 colors of Bearded Iris. Mapleleaf Farm & Garden, 1047 Mingo Mtn.
Rd., Kettle Falls, WA (509) 738-6258

HUNTERS INN IS LOOKING FOR A BAND for July 12th - Special Engagement, Please call Bill
at (509) 722-3631.

National Federation of Independent Business is looking for Patriotic Americans i.e.:
Independent Truckers, Loggers, Farmers and Ranchers, and all small business owners.
Tired of big government controlling your business? Then, take a stand and arm yourself by
having a voice on issues pertaining to your business as a member of N.F.I.B. such as B&O
tax, sales tax allowance, menu labeling, health insurance reform, etc. For an onsite 10-20
min. appointment or more information, contact Dean-o at (509) 258-4537.

USED 2-INCH x 20-FT SCH. 40 PVC pipe (been shallow buried), 45¢ per ft.  Used Honda
water pump, gas powered, WH20X high-pressure, $300. (509) 738-4159.

ANTIQUE BUCKBOARD WAGON, rubber tires, 2-inch ball/ tongue, make offer.  ‘49
International KB6 2 1/2 ton side-dump truck, make offer. (10) irrigation pipe 60-ft x 4-inch
each, make offer. (208) 263-5457.

TRACTOR, MASSEY FERGUSON T0-35, runs good, comes with mower and blade, $2,900
OBO.  
1993 Chevy Silverado 4x4, AC, PW, tow package, $1,900 OBO. Fort Spokane area,
call Andy (509) 750-5240, leave message.

OWATONNA 260 HYDRO SWATHER, 12- foot Draper header, 2031 hours, 1-owner, always
shedded, water-cooled, $3,000 OBO (509) 722-3395, early morning or late evening best
time to call.

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NORTHPORT SATURDAY MARKET 8am to 1pm at The Kiosk. Artisan breads, plants, herbs,
local foods, crafty arts, unique junque. Vendors Welcome! (509) 732-8874.

10-INCH ROCKWELL TABLESAW, waist-high $115. 16-inch Dremel Scrollsaw, like new, on
its own table $100.  Glass collectibles, 31 old teacups and saucers, spun glass, rose
plates, (509) 534-6987.

LIBERTY FIRE/GUN SAFE - Model: Franklin-25 (30x24x60). Brand new. Choice of colors, with
High-Gloss finish. $1,400 (save $300). (509) 636-2262.

CANOPY, FIBERGLASS, 26-INCHES tall, 2-tone grey wjth red pinstripe, sliding windows, off
Ford standard longbed, $250. (509) 722-4211.

NEW HOLLAND HAYBINE SWATHER - Model 499, 12’. Very good condition. 5-bale
accumulator, attaches to baler chute $350.00; Hay Accumulator $250. (509) 935-6213.

FOR SALE: GRAIN TANK and auger, 1,000 gallon fuel tank and stand, car tow dolly, ‘66
Chevy pickup for parts, (509) 434-9492.

WORM TEA?.*  Yes - friend of all plants and lawns.  Loaded with nutrients. Worm tea puts
friendly microorganisms back into the soil promoting a healthy environment. It retards black
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HYDROGEN BOOST FUEL SYSTEM - Increase gas mileage, horsepower, greenhouse
approved. Gas or diesel, cars, trucks, tractors.
www.awatnotshop2.com under auto parts,
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LARGE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, all wood, glass doors, will take up to 32-inch TV with
VCR/DVD shelf, designed for corner, $100 OBO (509) 647-5845, 641-0581.

16-FT HAY ELEVATOR with motor, $600.  31-ft. Hay elevator, no motor $600.  Truck side
load elevator $200.  (2) Hay stuckers, pyramid style, 6-bale, $350 each.  6-inch grain auger
with motor on wheels, $600.  (1) 10-ft. KBA disc $400.  (1) 10-ft. KBA disc, $300.  (4)
Goolyes, 3-bar cultivator $200 each or all for $600.  (1) JD one-way disc plow 7-ft. $300.  (2)
IHC semi-deep furrows 10-inch spacing 26-ft. $600. (509) 725-1866.

FOR SALE: COMPLETE HAM RADIO Station, 40-foot tower, rotor, controls, cables, YEASU
101ZD radio, 30-foot 3 element beam, YEASU 2 meter mobile radio, $695. Creston,
Canada (250) 866-5513
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http://monicalisenbee.gotriunity.com .

DENTAL PROGRAM INCLUDES Vision, Prescription, and Chiropractic, $19.95/month.
Leading Provider. (509) 684-9818.

NOW OPEN! ADDY SECOND HAND. Hwy. 395, in Addy, WA (former Hilltop Rest. Bldg.) Tues.-
Sat. 10-5:30. Sofas, Dressers, Recliners, Antiques, Yard/Home Décor, Dishes,
Linens/Bedding, Coffee/End Tables, Dining Sets, Framed Art, Much More!! (509) 935-4619

OLD INSULATORS AND BOTTLES WANTED.  Also looking for a place to dig for old bottles.
No junk please. Have cash. Call Chris (208) 437-0275.

CASH PAID, buying used catalytic converters off of junk cars. You pull, or we pull. Call
Fairfield Metal Handler for details (509) 385-3476.

IDENTITY THEFT.  PROTECT YOURSELF NOW from the fastest growing crime in America.
We have standard family plans plus other great Legal services available to protect you.
Don’t wait to get these very affordable services for your protection. Call Brad at (509) 981-
0002 and see my website
www.PrePaidLegal.com/hub/BradCaudle .

RENTAL WANTED: Retired Teacher seeks small house close to town with garden spot.
References. Responsible, quiet. Will consider caretaking. (509) 732-8874.

SWEETGRASS FOR SALE: Braids 24-27-inch $3 each, Live plants $3 or 5 for $10. Call or e-
mail for shipping rates. Fast Service.
mel@theofficenet.com or (509) 722-3477.

18-FT 2003 STARCRAFT Boat and Trailer, 75-HP Mercury, 9.9 Evinrud, and Trolling motor,
depth finder, radio, lots of extras, fully loaded, very low hours, $16,000 OBO. (509) 636-2400.

LOSE UP TO 15 LBS in 9 days with our Natural Cleansing System. Isagenix is the largest
cleansing company in the world. Call (509) 725-0193.

HELP WANTED: Work from home. Must have computer. Will train. Call (509) 725-0193.

R’N D STUMP GRINDING AND HAULING SERVICE, reasonable prices, free estimates, (509)
953-9909.  

Stained Glass Creations Classes & Supplies. We have class Openings Mornings,
Afternoons & Evenings for Beginner, Intermediate & Advanced. Full Line Of Supplies In
Stock. Hours vary. Please call (509) 722-4302 or
E-Mail Me (click here). Evening calls are
welcome!

BG LAWN & GARDEN CARE from Loon Lake to Addy. (509) 258-6759 or (509) 935-9013 (A
Wat Not Shop).

GET READY FOR SUMMER - Rakes, Hoes, Trimmers, Fertilizers, Lawn Seed, Bark & More at
North Country Building Center, 310 E. King St., Chewelah (509) 935-8665.

HOME INSPECTIONS: The Northwest’s Best Home Inspections, only $200. Superb quality.
Certified. Serving the Northwest.
www.spokaneinspector.com

PAYING CASH FOR: Gold scrap, rings, chains, etc. Also buying Silver Coins & Bullion.
BUYING OLD INDIAN JEWELRY.
J&J Trading, 106 E. Main, Chewelah.

DO YOU HAVE AN FHA LOAN with a HIGH RATE and high equity?  Complete a streamline
refinance into a LOWER RATE and payment with NO QUALIFYING!  Close in as little as 14
days!  Call Jennifer today at (509) 299-7386 or complete your secure online application at
www.america1loans.com.

WANTED: HONDA 50, HONDA 70, Honda 90 Trail or similar bike, running or not. Jim (509)
468-4802, (509) 993-2132 Mead.

8MM & 16MM FILM TRANSFER to DVD or VHS. Digital, color correction, editing, titles all
included. Frames scanned one at a time for best picture. VHS, 3/4” or Beta tapes to DVD. E-
mail
ggknight@gotsky.com (509) 732-1359.

APPLE BINS FOR SALE (509) 750-5800.

VISIT GRAND COULEE’S SENIOR CENTER!
They have a great THRIFT STORE!  BINGO and
meals! Open Monday thru Friday (509) 633-2321.

AVON REPS NEEDED in all areas. $10 starts your own business. No door to door, work your
own hours. Call Amber (Ind.Rep.) Toll Free 1-888-798-4321
avon98@centurytel.net.

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BE YOUR OWN BOSS - Pick your own hours. $10 gets you on the road to a new career.
Avon Reps needed NOW! Call Annette, Ind. Avon Rep., at (509) 722-4302
E-Mail Me or visit
my website for more information:
www.youravon.com/aherbert

LOG & KNOTTY PINE HAND-MADE Furniture. Beds, Dressers, Tables, Etc. Call Steve (509)
675-5820.

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The Paint Bucket. In downtown Odessa
24 years. Now works from home. In
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on canvas. Indian portraits, painted
hand saws, blades, animals, pack trains,
etc. Special paintings on commission.
Odessa. Please call (509) 982-2265.
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Teacher Learns a Lesson
     At a special school
birthday party, a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts
from her pupils.  The florist’s
son handed her a gift.  She
shook it, held it overhead, and
said, “I bet I know what it is,
some flowers.”
     “That’s right,” the boy said,
“but how did you know?”
     “Oh, just a wild guess.”
She said.
     The next pupil was the
daughter of the candy store
owner.  The teacher held it
overhead, shook it and said, “I
bet I can guess what it is, a box
of candy.”
     “That’s right, but how did
you know?” asked the girl.
     “Oh, just a wild guess,” the
teacher said.
     The next gift was from the
son of the liquor store owner.  
The teacher held it overhead,
but it was leaking.  She
touched a drop of the leakage
with her finger and tasted it.  
“Is it wine?” she asked.
     “No,” the boy replied,
obviously delighted that he
had stumped her.
     The teacher touched
another drop of the liquid and
placed it to her tongue.  
“Champagne?” she asked.
     “No,” the clearly delighted
boy answered.
     “I give up, what is it?”
     The boy enthusiastically
replied, “It’s a puppy!”



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1960 Chev truck. $4500 includes
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