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1979 KAYOT 24-FT PONTOON Boat. 50-HP Johnson, fold-down canvas top, 3 upholstered
bench seats with storage inside. All very good shape. Also depth-fish finder, pole holders,
and downrigger. Runs great. Asking $6,200. (509) 722-3493, leave msg.

1990 COUGAR, RECENT REBUILT engine and Transmission, new brakes, 20mpg, needs
tail lights and 1seat belt fixed, $900. (509) 722-3954.

CHEV. 350 4-BOLT LONGBLOCK, bored .040, 20/20 crank, new flattop pistons/rings, rod,
main, and cam bearings, new cam w/lifters, timing sets, oil pump. Heads reconditioned
w/new guides, valves, H.D. seals. $950 plus core. (509) 738-6487.

SMALL BLOCK CHEV. 1.94 HEADS, totally reconditioned with new guides, H.D. seals.
$200 plus core. (509) 738-6487.

NEW PRO COMP ALUMINUM Heads for small block Chev., 58-cc chambers, 2.02/1.60
stainless valves. H.D. springs, screw-in studs, guideplates. Easy way to bolt on 150-HP,
$950. (509) 738-6487.

SET OF BRAND NEW LUG style tractor tires with tubes, size 11.2 24 and 6.50 16. Will sell
for $490 or trade for smaller brush hog, chemical sprayer, 10-12 foot aluminum boat, call
we will talk. (509) 935-8537

1977 GMC SHORTIE 1/2-TON Van, 250 6-Cyl., 3-speed manual, runs good, $1100 OBO
(509) 276-2925, Marv in Auto Service.

1979 KAYOT 24-FT PONTOON Boat. 5-HP Johnson, fold-down canvas top, 3 upholstered
bench seats with storage inside. All very good shape. Also depth-fish finder, pole holders,
and downrigger. Runs great. Asking $6,200. (509) 722-3493.

ALL OFFERS CONSIDERED In Order To Settle Estate: early 1960’s farm equipment - 560
diesel HI 2 wheel tractor needs work;  495 NH 12-ft. pull swather reel needs work;  Inland
windrow front mount hay turner good condition;  2 Oliver drills 12-ft. rubber wheel 7-inch.
spacing single disc fair condition;  1979 Ford F250 4X4 with Meyers snow plow mounted
fair condition (509) 725-0561.

KABOTA L2500 TRACTOR with loader, 98 hours, 22.5-HP, 4x4, $13,500.  JCB 210 SU
Diesel tractor with 4-in-1 loader bucket, 4x4, 4-wheel steering, Gannon 4x4 box scraper
with down pressure, $17,500.  Both tractors stored inside, excellent condition. (509) 738-
4339.

1998 TAHOE LT 5TH-WH 21-FT, solar battery charger, A/C, awning, hitch, pulls with 1/2-
ton, nice, clean, always stored indoors, owners non-smokers and no pets. $6,500 OBO.
(509) 722-5031.

2002 CHEV TRAILBLAZER LTZ, 4X4, fully loaded, 50,900 original miles. Chrome brush
guard, sheepskin seatcovers, always garaged, $12,500 (509) 684-2212.

TRACTOR, MASSEY FERGUSON T0-35, runs good, comes with mower and blade, $2,900
OBO.  
1993 Chevy Silverado 4x4, AC, PW, tow package, $1,900 OBO. Fort Spokane area,
call Andy (509) 750-5240, leave message.

OWATONNA 260 HYDRO SWATHER, 12- foot Draper header, 2031 hours, 1-owner, always
shedded, water-cooled, $3,000 OBO (509) 722-3395, early morning or late evening best
time to call.

CANOPY, FIBERGLASS, 26-INCHES tall, 2-tone grey wjth red pinstripe, sliding windows, off
Ford standard longbed, $250. (509) 722-4211.

1989 28-FT NOMAD FIFTH WHEEL with Hitch, AC, Awning, Licensed until August 2008.
Good Condition $5,500. (509) 935-8537.

1991 FORD F-150 EXTENDED Cab, 351 Windsor, Auto Trans, 4-Wheel, electric windows,
very clean, runs good, rear seal leaks, good rubber, spare, $1,500 OBO Springdale (509)
675-0369.

4650 HESSTON BALER, 16X18 Bales, good condition, $2,250.  1974 Dodge 1/2-Ton
pickup, Club Cab, runs good, $600.  (509) 787-1436 Ephrata, WA.

NEW HOLLAND HAYBINE SWATHER - Model 499, 12’. Very good condition. 5-bale
accumulator, attaches to baler chute $350. Call (509) 935-6213

FIBERGLASS SHELL for 6-1/2’ truckbed, very good condition, $650.00 Trailer wiring
adaptor 7 to 6 way $25.00. Set of side view mirror extenders $15.00 (509) 431-1514 or
buffalocalfmother@yahoo.com .

6-HP EVINRUD TROLLING motor, runs great, $500.  Ziggy’s built greenhouse, 8x12, nice,
paid $1,200, asking $700. (509) 680-1120.

CASH PAID, buying used catalytic converters off of junk cars. You pull, or we pull. Also
buying radiators. Call Fairfield Metal Handler for details (509) 385-3476.

MUST SELL: ‘99 Komfort 26 FSG Fiberglass Fifth Wheel with large slide. Excellent
condition. Non-smoking/pets. Rear Kitchen / oak / recliner / sofa /skylight /shower-tub/ lots
storage/twin beds/awning, loaded, easy haul, radius doors/windows, dual
batteries/propane tanks. $13,900 (below book) (509) 633-2364

3/4 TON FORD DIESEL A/T 2WD $1200.  1969 Chevy 1 1/2 ton flat bed dump $2900, (509)
732-8817.

2006 JAYCO JAY FLIGHT 27-FT. Bunkhouse Camper. Never smoked in. Very clean. Rails
and hitch included, $13,000. Call (509) 936-2171.

18-FT 2003 STARCRAFT Boat and Trailer, 75-HP Mercury, 9.9 Evinrud, and Trolling motor,
depth finder, radio, lots of extras, fully loaded, very low hours, $16,000 OBO. (509) 636-
2400.

1993 GULFSTREAM CLASS C Motorhome, 80,000 mi., new tires, A/C, microwave, refer,
generator, rear bathroom, 23-ft., living area, bed over cab, (509) 244-1684.

19-FT. TRAILER: FOREST RIVER, 1999 FSC, awning, large fridge, roomy bath w/shower,
A/C, M/W, stereo, TLC, Exceptionally Nice! $7,000. (509) 684-6675.

CANOPY DODGE LONGBED, fits 2005 and other years, Leer $1,300 new, used once.
almond color, extras, $750. (509) 636-2141.

1956 DODGE PANEL, chopped, channeled, $800 OBO.  1966 Series 396 BIG-BLOCK
Chevy engine, fresh, $1,000 OBO. (509) 722-3915.

1985 CHEV. DELUXE 4WD PICKUP, SWB, excellent V-8, rebuilt R700 Auto overdrive and
390 rear end, AC, PS, PB, PL, PW, tilt, CD, chrome roll bar, brush guard, dual tanks, new
wheels tires, extra set, Larry, Porcupine Bay area $3,995 OBO (509) 725-1221.

’91 FORD F150 4X4, V8, 5-SPD, good tires, good work truck $1,000.   1965 and 1966 Chev
C-10 pick ups, 1 runs excellent, 283 V-8, 3-spd, the other parts truck, $1,000 both.  (509)
738-2803.

1957 CHEV 210 4DR WAGON. Started off-frame restoration, mostly restored, needs re-
assembly, $20,000+ invested. $9,000 firm. (509) 732-1359 or e-mail
ggknight@gotsky.
com.

JUNK CARS HAULED FOR FREE.  Also buying ‘93 and newer repairable cars. Good Guys
Towing (509) 455-6666.

WANTED: HONDA 50, HONDA 70, Honda 90 Trail or similar bike, running or not. Jim (509)
468-4802, (509) 993-2132 Mead.
How The Fight Started
I rear-ended a car this
morning.  So, there we are
alongside the road and slowly
the driver gets out of his car . .
. and you know how you just-
get-soooo- stressed that life-
stuff seems to get funny?  
Yeah, well, I could NOT
believe it . . . he was a dwarf.
He storms over to my car,
looks up at me and says, “I
AM NOT HAPPY!”
So, I look down at him and
say, “Well, which one ARE you
then?”
. . . and that’s when the fight
started . . .


“On Women”
•  Youthful “Figure”: What you
get when you ask a woman
her age.
•  If you want to know how old
a woman is, ask her sister-in-
law.
•  The only time a woman
wishes she were a year older
is when she is expecting a
baby.
•  Women’s main two
complaints: Nothing to wear,
and not enough closet space
for it.
•  It is the woman who
chooses the man who will
choose her.
•  What do you call a woman
who can wash up, do the
ironing, make the beds, feed
the kids, hang out the laundry,
cook dinner, and take the
dog for a walk all at the same
time?
. . . A Swiss Army Wife

Plenty of Rest
Tom had this problem of
getting up late in the morning
and was always late for work.
His boss was mad  at him
and threatened to fire him if
he didn’t do something about
it.
So, Tom went to his doctor
who gave him a pill and told
him to take it before he went
to bed.
Tom slept well.  In fact, he
beat the alarm in the morning.
He had a leisurely breakfast
and drove cheerfully to work.
“Boss”, he said, “The pill
actually worked!”
“That’s all fine,” said the
boss, “But where were you
yesterday?”
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Professional Qualifier
The following short quiz consists of 4
questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a
professional.  The questions are NOT
that difficult. But don’t peek at the
answers UNTIL you have answered
the questions:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a
refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the
refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether
you tend to do simple things in an
overly-complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a
refrigerator?
Did you say, open the refrigerator, put
in the elephant,
and close the refrigerator?  Wrong
Answer.  Correct Answer:  Open the
refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This
tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal
conference.  All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not
attend?  Stumped?
Correct Answer:  The Elephant. The
elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just
put him in there. This tests your
memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the
first three questions
correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but
it is used by crocodiles, and you do
not have a boat. How do you manage
it?  Stumped again?  
Correct Answer:  
You jump into the river and swim
across.  Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the
animal conference. This tests whether
you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting
Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all
questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct
answers. Anderson Consulting says
this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals have the
brains of a four-year-old.


“A Very Taxing Poem
Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,
If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways To tax his arse.
Tax all he has, then let him know
That you won’t be done till he has no
dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till he’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he’s laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
“Taxes drove me to my doom...”
When he’s gone, do not relax,
It’s time to apply the inheritance tax.

Baptism
A father is in church with three of his
young children, including his five year
old daughter. As was customary, he sat
in the very front row so that the children
could properly witness the service.
During this particular service, the
minister was performing the baptism of
a tiny infant. The little five year old girl
was taken by this, observing that he
was saying something and pouring
water over the infant’s head.
With a quizzical look on her face, the
little girl turned to her father and asked,
“Daddy, why is he brainwashing that
baby?”
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2004 ITASCA SUNCRUISER, 35-FOOT,
one owner, garage covered, well
maintained, Workhorse Chassisw/8.1L
gas Vortec Engine  Allison Transmission,
$75,000, will give buyer $2000.00 gas
credit
cslbarry@earthlink.net,
(509) 710-8578.
1969 INBOARD / OUTBOARD, NEWER
trailer, beautiful leather interior, newer
Sunbrella Top. Truly a reliable classic in
perfect condition! $5,000.
(509) 981-2400. View at Two Rivers RV
Resort, Space G-19.